EDIT: So you know what really sucks? I slammed my toe really hard into the door frame coming around the corner today, and i’m fairly certain I broke my toe. Either that or sprained it VERY VERY badly. That…is pretty gay.
Men of the world, please take this bit of advice. Do not give a girl jewlery and say “Oh yeah, it’s a real pearl” or “Oh yeah, it’s a real diamond” when it’s not. Eventually, she will find out, and when she does. Hide your balls.
Please for the love of god, either get her the real thing or JUST DON’T LIE.